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16 November 2008 @ 07:22 pm
A Another A-class Proformer prepares to Join the exclusive RSL Touning Circuit  
We are now down to the big three, and tomorrow nights show we will be hearing the winners song which for the first time is three individual songs written for the three guys which means that there will be two other crappy songs clogging up the air-ways for a week before we are most likely to never hear form them again.

This weeks theme is going back to were it all started with "Singers Choice" were we will hear sob stories of way the songs mean so much *sigh*.

The guest judge/mentor is Tina Arena and she is as irritating as I remember her being for the last time I was forced to see her on some inane chat show, maybe Sunrise. Also her hair in the mentoring clips has a very There's Something About Mary quality about it she is also in Joan Collins lighting which signifies to me that she must look really old.

Luke is up first and his review will go up as a result of singing the song used in the greatest scene in any movie ever, the Mr. Blond cutting the ear off the cop in Reservoir Dogs scene. The song is Steelers Wheel Stuck In The Middle With You. The intro starts and I get excited to see Luke groove down the stairs but as soon as he opens his mouth he has referred back to his first week on Idol with his Barnsey impression undoing all his good work which makes me sad. I don't wank Luke to win but I don't want him to suck either, I have grown to like Luke and I hope his second song is better....

Mark is up and doing Bad Day by Fuel both band and song I vaguely recall from the late 90's, not knowing the song it was like hearing an original and what I imagine a Mark Spano original to sound like. The song and vocal were pretty good, commercial enough for radio not too sucky that I would hate it but the real stand out was the performance were he was doing some mike stand caressing in a very tasteful way, not crass like, if anyone would remember the ill conceived JD Fortune who was said to have fucked the mike stand. Good job Mark hope to see you at the Opera House.

Wes is last and doing Easy Like Sunday Morning a song so boring that I couldn't remember it two minutes later. Now that I do remember the performance was actually pretty good, I tried to not like it because I have merits, 1. I hate the song so very much, 2. Wes is not my favorite person and 3. he went on a rant about how the song reminds him of being dumped but damn him if didn't bring out that damn harmonica. I could never hate a harmonica and Wes must know this. Well played Wes.

....I was right Luke's second song is much better he is doing Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues by everyone's favorite raving bitch queen Elton John. Now this is not the greatest Elton song but Luke does a really good job and for the first time has a real narrative, beginning, middle and end to his performance.

Mark is up again with a song I hate so much Smooth Santana/Rob Tomas. I cringe when the opening cords strike up and I prepare myself to be disappointed until we pan to Mark who has turned up the Crock-Pot-O-Sex up to 11 with his shirt all open and smoldering eyes he was so sexy that a woman in the crowed just couldn't contain herself and just had to reach up and goose him, it was awesome.

Wes is last with the Beatles Get Back the most iconic song attempted he opens with a very long guitar riff which I hated a deep seeded hatred for guitar solos born from the most self serving concert (Pete Murry) I have ever seen. The song gets stated and becomes really good he was very excited which made his vocal suffer but the energy was so high it was awesome.

It says a lot about this season when the highest rated show is the final three performance show A.
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